Increase of People checking Facebook while getting Freaky

was ist ein demokonto This sad but true statistic came out this week after condom manufacturer Durex ran a poll in Britain. 5% of respondents to the Durex survey, admitted checking their Facebook statuses while love making.

تجربتي مع الخيارات الثنائية Now Im feeling for this poor 5% whose ‘doing the nasty’ is so unbelievably boring that they resort to Facebook for stimulation. However the bored bangers cant have it as bad as the 12% who would rather answer a phone call while making whoopee.  Or the one in ten who have read a text message during da bodonkadonk.  Next time you’re in a cafe, take a look around.  One of those poor bastards has lousy sex, and if you cant see anyone who fits the bill then in the wise words of spoken poet Jay Z “I feel bad for you son”.

sistemi opzioni binarie una fregatura Is technology making our sexual libido represent more of a wifi signal in the middle of the wop wops? Well the Durex study discovered that 60% of people in relationships spent more time stroking their keyboards instead of their partners and according to a Harris Interactive Poll in the US 20% of 18-34 year olds have admitted to having used a smartphone while bumping uglies.

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buy generic Seroquel online However this isn’t just a one sided ‘only one partner’ gets their rocks off while the other tweets.  This survey discovered that both partners could sync their rhythm to their text input.  Yes….both partners are checking Facebook… together while power scrogging.

http://www.soleg.de/?optionende=demokonto-f%C3%BCr-bin%C3%A4re-optionen&bae=b0 demokonto für binäre optionen So next time you see the old “Having a great day” or “so bored” on your Facebook newsfeed…

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Charis McAwesome

conoscete autopzioni binarie Charis McAwesome is a social media client project manager to companies including Microsoft, Intel, Lenovo, Deloitte, banks and many more on behalf of Digivizer. By day, she provides digital strategy and big data analysis, by night she may provide news on the podcast & when she doesn't, makes up for it by writing articles instead.